This was doing the rounds yesterday: “I use my microwave for 2 things, heating up meatloaf and making dentist appointments“:

I assumed it was a joke, but no – it’s actually real: the GE SpacemakerXL Microwave Oven. Here’s a charming excerpt from the instruction manual:

It also has a voice memo feature, so you can leave messages to your loved ones. Make sure you use a “normal” voice, mind you. No creepy stuff:



And a night light with automatic timer. Yup.

Thanks to @cjforms and @gilescolborne for tracking down the details.